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Edit: It's official. I'm moving to WordPress. I have no idea why a Google-uploaded video won't embed on a Google-backed blog. So it's over Blogger. We are now in the "you want the house, I just want to be free, just send me the divorce papers, I've started singing Gloria Gaynor songs" phase. And so if the first video below doesn't load, search Google video for "f.B lost his pants" or go here. Sorry about that.
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So here goes...
As a reclusive blogger, I was so unbelievably nervous doing this that I decided I should spruce up the ol' mouth and pop in a breath mint. Not only is that a useless idea -- because you're an entire interweb away from me -- but it's also a horrible idea to eat a mint while talking into a camera. Horrible. The mint was lip-smackingly delicious. And therein lies the rub: a video interspersed with me trying not to drool breath mint juice and saliva onto myself.
With that..
I couldn't find that allergy commercial. But you couldn't possibly want anymore video content in this post anyway, right?
