Vince, the ShamWOW guy? Yeah, he's back.
And this time I'm gonna stop pretending I don't want what he's selling. Mark my words: I will own a Slap Chop.
"You're gonna love my nuts" (at the 0:55 mark).
Really, Vince? Why not just go with "My nuts taste better than my competitors?" Or, or "My nuts: they'll leave you satisfied?" Ooh! Or how about, "My nuts: accept no imitations?" And of course there's the classic, "Check out dees nuts."
You know exactly what you're doing. I think you saw this
Really, Vince? Why not just go with "My nuts taste better than my competitors?" Or, or "My nuts: they'll leave you satisfied?" Ooh! Or how about, "My nuts: accept no imitations?" And of course there's the classic, "Check out dees nuts."
You know exactly what you're doing. I think you saw this
... and decided to be your own parody. And that earns you major points.
Billy Mays would probably beat you up pretty badly in a fight. But your marketing genius would mean you could hire someone to stand in for you. Which would be awesome. Because it would leave your precious nuts intact.
Billy Mays would probably beat you up pretty badly in a fight. But your marketing genius would mean you could hire someone to stand in for you. Which would be awesome. Because it would leave your precious nuts intact.
