the Change I Wish to See

...and whatever else it takes to find my pants

12.16.2008

smokey-eyed planet

Forgive me, this post isn't about Facebook, but this story is absurd.
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I haven't seen CNN's Planet in Peril.

Hearing that it was essentially in its second edition was the second most surprising news of the week for me.  The first?  Learning that the Arena Football League is suspending play in 2009 after 20 years.*  20 years?  There's been arena football for 20 years?

Anyway...

It's not looking good for Planet in Peril.  And anyone who reads or watches any attempts at journalism knows that those crazy journalists love their puns.  So drum roll please...


 
Nice.  You stay classy, Reuters.

Now, again, I haven't seen the show, but I'm thinking the reason isn't the stale excuse that we don't care about our planet.  The truth is, a favorable proportion of people who watch CNN probably do.

The problem is in the promos:
    
Take a closer look...


... and one at this


Everyone looks like a smokey-eyed bastard.  The photo shoot must've been a disaster:

AC 360: *pouting lips*, *confused*

photographer: AC 360, baby, no.  think "hungry."

Sanjay Gupta: but we're not.

AC 360: then can we think "horny?"

Lisa Ling: for polar bears?

photographer: *sigh*.  i want to you to look into the distance.  look like you're Kate Moss, it's 1993, and a wind from the north has just carried in the scent of a cheeseburger. HUNGRY -- but a hunger for planet-saving.

Sanjay: nailed it!

Jeff Corwin: i effin hate you guys
 
 
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*Said a league source, "We couldn't be taken seriously if we lost too many teams."  Uh huh.  Taken seriously.